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Get With Me Now!


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Hey bitch! Hook up with me.
You, there, get over here.
Boy would I like to get it on with you.
I like you.
Boy is it hot in here or is it you.
You smell good.
I like crayons.
I eat crayons.
I live with my parents.

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Before Get With Me Now!:

Boy this guy is ugly!

After Get With Me Now!:

He sorta, kinda looks better.

Doesn't he look much better!



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